Draco Crescendo

I'd forgotten I still had this one lying around. It was originally written for H/D Inspired Animagus Challenge, but it was already late and was sent back to me with a request to change it which I couldn't do because of RL reasons. (I do not hold any grudges because it was sent back to me.) And it didn't get edited later on either...

So feel free to skip. Please read the warning in bold carefully.

Title: Of Lynxes and Wolves - or how cat and dog types don't mix.
Author : draco_crescendo
Pairing(s): implied Harry/Ginny & Draco/Astoria
Rating: G - maybe PG for mentioning Draco's bits.
Word count: ~6000
Summary: With the help of Draco and Harry, Teddy has to learn to control his spontaneous Animagus changes. Of course, all goes smoothly. not.
Warnings (if any): own interpretation of James' and Scorpius' birthdates (2004) - so slightly AU I'd say, some angst, some humour.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related characters belong to JK Rowling. I do not make any profit out of this. I merely use them for my own pleasure and return them later, mostly in one piece.
Author notes: The bunny didn't really came out the way I had originally planned it to. Special thanks goes to B. who helped me a great deal when I was stuck and C.A., my wonderful beta.

( Sometimes the end justifies the means, doesn't it? )

Feedback is appreciated, but not an obligation. ♥

And here's my pinch-hit...

Title: Timing is the Key.
Author/Artist: draco_crescendo
Recipient's LJ name: jairissa
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing(s): Ron/Hermione
Word Count: ~1200
Warnings (if any): Implied drunken table!sex, masturbation.
Authors notes: Thank you, my dearest E. My dear jairissa, I know this might not be what you expected, but sometimes, muses do what they want instead of what the writer has in mind. I really hope you are able to enjoy it and I am sorry it took so long for me to finish it.

( Timing is the Key )

Now that the Masterlist has been posted at wizard_love, I am finally allowed to post my fics! Yay!

Title:The Misplacement of Love Potion n° 9/b
Author/Artist: draco_crescendo
Recipient's LJ name: vegetasbubble
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing(s): Draco/Hermione – implied background Harry/Ginny
Word Count: ~3000
Warnings (if any): Misplaced spiked plates, vanilla, sex.
Authors notes: Thank you, my dearest S. Since I only just now figured out you like this pairing, you were the first to read the fic. Thank you so much! *smooches* vegetasbubble, I hope you like it. :-)

( The Misplacement of Love Potion n° 9/b )

Title : Danse Macabre - 8/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.
Play catch-up? : Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

( Danse Macabre - 8/? )

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Since I forget to post stuff on this journal... *facepalm*

Title : Danse Macabre - 7/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.
Play catch-up? : Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

( Danse Macabre - 7/? )

Feedback is welcome. ♥

Title : Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - 5/7
Authors : its_art & draco_crescendo
Pairings : None.
Genre : Crack.
Rating : PG-13 for Innuendo's, Spelling Mistakes & Foul Language.
Warnings : Language, insinuations and intended spelling mistakes.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, we don’t own them. We just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). We don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, we are poor.
Summary : You know how some women like to write to criminals in prison? Azkaban is no exception to this.
A/N : its_art came up with the idea at a meeting between Sectus attendees - this is what sprouted from it. We will continue on request (after 7). Feedback is appreciated.
Play Catch-up? : Sirius // Barty Crouch // Lucius // Bellatrix

( Prisoners of Azkaban & the Women Who Love them - Hagrid. )

Feedback is always appreciated. ♥

Title : The Effect of Little Writings and Distractions
Author : draco_crescendo
Pairing : Harry Potter/Romilda Vane.
Rating : NC-17
Timeline : Set a few years after Death Hallows - but Epilogue? What Epilogue?(!!!) Sequel to The Effects of Little Teasings and Firewhiskey.
Warnings : Err. Smut?
Wordcount : ca. 1500 words
Disclaimer : All HP characters and names are copyright of JK Rowling. I use them for our my own pleasure, I do not make money out of this.
Feedback : Oh yes, hit me harder!
A/N : Unbeta-ed. Again, I blame this on little_werewolf !!!

( The Effect of Little Writings and Disctractions )

Title : Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - 4/7
Authors : its_art & draco_crescendo
Pairings : None.
Genre : Crack.
Rating : PG-13 for Innuendo's, Spelling Mistakes & Foul Language.
Warnings : Language, insinuations and intended spelling mistakes.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, we don’t own them. We just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). We don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, we are poor.
Summary : You know how some women like to write to criminals in prison? Azkaban is no exception to this.
A/N : its_art came up with the idea at a meeting between Sectus attendees - this is what sprouted from it. We will continue on request (after 7). Feedback is appreciated.
Play Catch-up? : Sirius // Barty Crouch // Lucius
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( Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - Bellatrix )

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Title : Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - 3/7
Authors : its_art & draco_crescendo
Pairings : None.
Genre : Crack.
Rating : PG-13 for Innuendo's, Spelling Mistakes & Foul Language.
Warnings : Language, insinuations and intended spelling mistakes.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, we don’t own them. We just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). We don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, we are poor.
Summary : You know how some women like to write to criminals in prison? Azkaban is no exception to this.
A/N : its_art came up with the idea at a meeting between Sectus attendees - this is what sprouted from it. We will continue on request (after 7). Feedback is appreciated.
Play Catch-up? : Sirius // Barty Crouch

( Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - Lucius )

Yes, you read it right. Harry/Romilda... I swear, it is all little_werewolf's fault!

Title : The Effect of Little Teasings and Firewhiskey
Authors : draco_crescendo
Pairing : Harry Potter/Romilda Vane.
Rating : NC-17
Timeline : Set about three years after Death Hallows - but Epilogue? What Epilogue?(!!!) Yes, both Romilda Vane and Harry Potter are of age.
Warnings : Err. Bad smut?
Wordcount : Approximately 1320 words
Disclaimer : All HP characters and names are copyright of JK Rowling. I use them for our my own pleasure, I do not make money out of this.
Feedback : Oh yes, hit me harder!
A/N : Unbeta-ed. This was written for little_werewolf and I’m sorry it turned out longer than expected drabble length... >.<

( The Effect of Little Teasings and Firewhiskey )

Err... Comments would be lovely? ♥

Title : Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - 2/7
Authors : its_art & draco_crescendo
Pairings : None.
Genre : Crack.
Rating : PG-13 for Innuendo's, Spelling Mistakes & Foul Language.
Warnings : Language, insinuations and intended spelling mistakes.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, we don’t own them. We just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). We don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, we are poor.
Summary : You know how some women like to write to criminals in prison? Azkaban is no exception to this.
A/N : its_art came up with the idea at a meeting between Sectus attendees - this is what sprouted from it. We will continue on request (after 7). Feedback is appreciated.
Play Catch-up? : Sirius

( Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - Bartemius Crouch Jr. )

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Title : Danse Macabre - 6/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.
Play catch-up? : Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

( Danse Macabre - 6/? )

Comments would be appreciated. ♥

Title : Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - 1/7
Authors : its_art & draco_crescendo
Pairings : None.
Genre : Crack.
Rating : PG-13 for Innuendo's, Spelling Mistakes & Foul Language.
Warnings : Language, insinuations and intended spelling mistakes.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, we don’t own them. We just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). We don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, we are poor.
Summary : You know how some women like to write to criminals in prison? Azkaban is no exception to this.
A/N : its_art came up with the idea at a meeting between Sectus attendees - this is what sprouted from it. We will continue on request (after 7). Feedback is appreciated.

( Prisoners of Azkaban and the Women Who Love Them - Sirius )

Comments would be lovely. ♥

As promised to dacro...

Title : Danse Macabre - 5/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.
Play catch-up? : Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

( Danse Macabre - 5/? )

Feedback would be appreciated. ♥

Title : Danse Macabre - 4/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.
Play catch-up? : Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

( Danse Macabre - 4/? )

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Title : Danse Macabre - 3/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.
Play catch-up? :Part 1 Part 2

( Danse Macabre - 3/? )

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Title : Ars Virgarum - De Nuntiis et Vultibus Acidis
Authors : xnuinx & draco_crescendo
Pairing : Overall gen - implied pairings may occur.
Rating : Overall R/NC-17
Warnings : War-fic, dark stuff, angst.
Wordcount : this chapter : 5028 - total wordcount : 49.947
Disclaimer : All HP characters and names are copyright of JK Rowling. We use them for our own pleasure, we do not make money out of this.
Feedback : Oh yes, hit us harder!
Beta : essayel & flosspyromaniac.
Summary : After Dumbledore's death, loose ends are left untied. The war is lurking from behind the corner, ready to strike. While the Trio begins their search for the Horcruxes, they encounter a number of obstacles that must be overcome. Will they succeed or will all of their efforts fail in the end?
Author notes : Ars Virgarum = Art of the Wands; De Nuntiis et Vultibus Acidis = Of Messages and Meddling Portraits.

( Ars Virgarum - Chapter 9 : De Nuntiis et Vultibus Acidis )

Comments are appreciated. ♥

Title : Danse Macabre - 2/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.
Play catch-up? : Part 1

( Danse Macabre - 2/? )

Comments would be lovely. ♥

Title : Ars Virgarum - De Insignito et Exposito
Authors : xnuinx & draco_crescendo
Pairing : Overall gen - implied pairings may occur.
Rating : Overall R/NC-17
Warnings : War-fic, dark stuff, angst.
Wordcount : this chapter : 5850 - total wordcount : 44.919
Disclaimer : All HP characters and names are copyright of JK Rowling. We use them for our own pleasure, we do not make money out of this.
Feedback : Oh yes, hit us harder!
Beta : essayel & flosspyromaniac.
Summary : After Dumbledore's death, loose ends are left untied. The war is lurking from behind the corner, ready to strike. While the Trio begins their search for the Horcruxes, they encounter a number of obstacles that must be overcome. Will they succeed or will all of their efforts fail in the end?
Author notes : Ars Virgarum = Art of the Wands; De Insignito et Exposito = About Marked and Exposed.

( Ars Virgarum - Chapter 8 : De Insignito et Exposito  )

Comments would be lovely. ♥

Title : Danse Macabre - 1/?
Author : draco_crescendo
E-mail : xavada_kedavrax@hotmail.com
Pairing : Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Genre : Vamp!fic. Angst.
Rating : R/NC-17 eventually.
Warnings : Vamp!fic. Angst, slash, HBP spoilers. Post-war.
Disclaimer : Unfortunately, I don’t own them. I just play with them for a while before returning them safely and in one piece (mostly). I don’t make profit out of this. So please don’t sue, I am poor.
Summary : When Harry is assigned to a vampire case and a familiar informant, he realises not everything is what it seems. Sometimes, you have to pay the ultimate price.
A/N : I dedicate this story to the lovely misread_ Unbeta-ed, so all mistakes are my own. Feedback is appreciated.

( Danse Macabre - 1/? )

X-posted at harrydraco & hpvamp.